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People have called me smart. It’s far from the truth. I’m so fucking stupid, it’s ridiculous.

I don’t know shit about plastics. But I am rewatching the show for the 3rd time.

You’re entitled to that opinion. But, I couldn’t care less.

I still can’t believe a former mid college football coach is holding back these promotions to wait on orange Hitler to fill them with his fascist yes men.

Rats jumping off a sinking ship. These pussies say this shit years after all of us with sense have been echoing this point.

Man, Florida used to be your cool careless cousin. Now we’re your crazy, racist, alcoholic, Faux news watching uncle. SMH

Ah I see, my fault. Yeah, the grift is real. His followers are a little behind in the evolutionary timeline.

“He’ll be fine”? Tell that to his super morbidly obese heart trying to pump blood when fryer grease is clogging everything up and his bitch ass stress level is spiking cuz his grift is running it’s course. Anyway.

Traitor orange is going down!

This legend put solar panels on the White House in 1979. Then Reagan happened.

They have a sweetness that comes out when sautéed. Absolutely delicious.

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Twenty two people were born in Ohio. All of them became astronauts. Only one didn’t have any space flights. That means from the moment they were born, they did everything in their power to get as far away from Ohio as they possibly could. Even going as far as leaving the planet. Ohio sucks.

I’m so confused why anyone would be intimidated by traitor orange. The fuckin guy is a short fat turd who wears makeup and not in the cool way people wear makeup.

They always die in threes. But it’s not strictly musicians, it’s any form of celebrity. Actors, politicians, etc.

3 hours have passed since you posted this and I read it. Time flies!

So cool.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. That means Jesus and I are now cool with each other, even though his whole story is sus AF.

I never left the 7 seas matey