Oh boy, I can’t wait for this new wave of paranoid customers claiming their wifi is watching them. Thanks, comcast.

Your comment implies there’s only two options.

And it’s wayyyyy beyond time for any politician or candidate with a D by their name to have some goddamn private security.

Sim swap your parents. Nuke their social media.

Please God let some bug at the carrier level incessantly provision these T1s to a max of 1.5mbps because that would be so fucking funny.

President meeseeks would be fire. He’d get shit done for people.

Russia

I would read your book of poetry

It’s simple - yeerks from anamorphs are real. We already know about the one in RFK.

I went to college for networking but the most productive class I’ve ever had where I learned the most about the internet was instead back in high school. This teacher would make 20 page packets with the most obscure questions like what’s the weight of model number 62xRG4 (some obscure car part or something) and he told us to google it. We would spend entire classes just searching for information we would never use, but it drilled into me how to go about finding the information I need. It’s been utterly invaluable. Thank you Mr Ward.

They could really use prophylactics though

I’m sure his legal team would prefer if you mention elon didnt kill the monkeys, instead the monkeys with his implant killed themselves when they checks notes repeatedly bashed their own head against the floor.

Bill gates is always spending his money eradicating diseases. Maybe he can eradicate this musk disease too

Instead of dropping bombs they should be dropping fully loaded small arms by the dozens. It’d be a much greater security nightmare, any random person might have a gun. Most would be recovered so security forces would know what’s happening, everyone has to be patted down. It’d be hilarious.

Imagine telling this to a cancer patient shopping for a wig.

Just gotta find a server with one of the mods…

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2988491347

The best part of PZ modding is how little you have to do. Boot the regular game and click multiplayer and just join a modded server. The game will download, install, and apply a few hundred mods without you doing anything.

It’s a surprise. Don’t stand too close to the walls

Yup. The cynic in me says this was all a big show to deter any other marketplace from getting the same idea. Trump will threaten you if you talk too loud about tarrifs.

Is an INAZI some new apple product?