Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

Best part for me is that both of these rich dickheads literally own social media platforms and they still couldn’t pull this off 🤷‍♂️🤣

What, like racist shotguns and bawdy pistols?

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One of the best dodgers, everyone is saying it, very large men with even bigger tears in their eyes are saying it to me on the street

I would

What? The guy who brought the coffee? He’s just some guy, total coincidence, never met the guy

• trump, tomorrow, probably

What a cretin.

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Dude is so likable and squeaky clean seeming that it makes me worry his crawlspace is full of human remains or something

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Oh shit they slammed him? That means it’s serious

Gay, trans, commie, fascist, marxist, pedos, mean, dumb, elite, weak, powerful…

Take your pick, I guarantee every ‘slander’ you can imagine is on its way or already being used.

So he should definitely go

Under scrutiny?

Oh no, that’s not nearly severe enough of a reprimand. Im bravely speaking out to demand he be slammed by lawmakers!

Gotcha

What’s the T word?

But not in the nice way

Only reason they haven’t given him the key to the city is that someone lost it and they’re still looking for it between the cushions

The workaround is to buy a small handgun for concealed carry and then attach a small switchblade bayonet.

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