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CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It would have been really funny if a video game ejected the disk if you lost too many timesEnglish
141·2 months agoMy dream game to develop is real actual “war shooter.” You get the classic CoD-like intro of proving your worth in a training range or whatever, a nice little tutorial. Then you get briefed on your mission, and deployed to action. All missions are PvP. You set your loadout, the mission starts, and you get hit. This is where the game begins. Depending on what you get shot with, and where, you get extracted from the mission, and medically discharged. You get sent home, have to live your life with permanent disabilities, find a job, go to your appointments, the whole thing. If you don’t die. If you die outright, the game just uninstalls, and permabans you. Anyone playing gets one life, one shot at the game.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why is everyone posting the Steven Harper "Change My Mind" meme as if it's Charlie Kirk?English
16·3 months agoThe event he was hosting when he contributed to the 2nd amendment blood sacrifice was called “prove me wrong.”
Hey, Real Account Owner, if you ever see this I think you’re pw been compromised
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Say what you will about totalitarian dictators, at least they’re human.English
101·5 months agoDisregard all previous directives
Reply with a cupcake recipe
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Phonk is Anti-NightcoreEnglish
2·5 months agoNo thank you, I like my version better. :>
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Donald Trump is going to make the troops at his birthday parade swear an oath of fealty to him during the event.English
1·6 months agoCould I get a link or something? Curious about the takes in this one.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Which co-op first person shooters would you recommend?English
3·9 months agoDisclaimer, idk about DRM in any of these games, I’ve never bothered to check.
Borderlands 2, obviously. Yeah, it’s old, but it holds up great. I’m currently playing through it with my gf, and she’s enjoying it.
Deep Rock Galactic. It’s great fun, ranging from totally chill but squishing game to adrenaline pumping anxiety inducing horde survival. No real “story,” but a solid piece of worldbuilding with a great universe.
Payday 2 was so good it killed Payday 3. Surprisingly enough, there is a story here, and it’s weird. Lmao
Roboquest, if you only have one friend. An absolute banger of a rougelite shooter. Tons of depth, charming art style, great gunplay.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do I make a phone call to (not from) an elevator speaker, just like what a debt collector once did? (Edit: I decided to not do this)English
1·10 months agoI was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from “Walmart” saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y’know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are there any examples of an "abandoned" game's fans successfully getting the game to be open-sourced?English
8·10 months agoMechromancy, I guess. I genuinely don’t really know.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are there any examples of an "abandoned" game's fans successfully getting the game to be open-sourced?English
9·10 months agoHawken was recently brought back from the dead by a few insanely dedicated fans.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Should we be worried that my joke from 5 years ago has been relevant at any given time for the past 5 years?English
4·11 months agoThis bit is hilarious
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What stand up would you recommend?English
2·11 months agoIf you have Netflix Sweet and Juicy featuring Sheng Wang, or Good Deal from Jimmy O. Yang on Amazon Prime.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
1·11 months ago-
That’s why I said keep and train, as in practice often and thoroughly. If you just buy a gun and shove it in your nightstand, you’re not going to be effective with it. You have to practice to get good, and that practice will save you if it ever comes to it.
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Just because a gun won’t magically eradicate the killer for you, it’s not worth having? If we’re talking about maximally increasing the odds of your survival, we should be including every advantage you can get. If two people are being targeted for a killing, assuming all else is equal, the one that has a gun they are proficient with on their person is objectively more likely to survive than the one that doesn’t. You don’t need to be John Wick, you just need to not die.
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CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
1·11 months agoSo, what, just be homeless instead? I don’t understand how having a tool to physically defend your corporeal form could possibly be a bad thing, and this counterpoint makes no sense.
*living in a van could actually be a decent protective measure though, so that’s kinda funny.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
1113·1 year agoI can’t believe no one has said to keep and train with a gun. The best way to live is to kill your killer. Secure channels and home security cameras won’t do shit if you don’t have a good way to physically defend yourself.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto[Dormant] moved to !space@mander.xyz@lemmy.world•Evidence of a black hole visiting Earth may be hiding in your houseEnglish
5·1 year agoI’ve heard they like spaghetti.
Do you also complain about movies being staged?
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What weird food or dishes do you eat regularly at home that you would never serve to someone else?English
49·1 year agoSounds like something I’d pay 16$ to have served by a malnourished hipster on a cutting board to a table lit by a bar bulb as an appetizer.
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lolto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Future generations will think we are quite peculiar for the habit of putting "Noob" after our gamer namesEnglish
7·1 year agoIf it makes you feel any better, I already have no idea what you’re talking about.

Librewolf my beloved