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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

A great job description

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A great job description

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    “Ooh that’s really cool” is not what I’d expect to hear after saying I’m a software engineer

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Someone is into OP or whoever is in gold, at least for now. Even if you don’t find it cool, flatter to keep conversation and interest. It could be genuine as in finding interest in anything your crush is into interesting, or be just practical.

      Also, people are attractive/interesting when they speak about stuff they’re passionate about. Lots of people will listen to you blab on about something they know nothing about or care nothing about if you interest them in your delivery.

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      It’s something I write when I don’t have anything else to say

      It might not be genuine interesting

    • writeblankspace@lemm.ee
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      tbh if I hear someone is into tech I’m interested

      like yay someone with interests!

      and others who aren’t interested in tech are interested anyway because what we do sounds like some sort of witchcraft to them loll

    • Guacamolie@feddit.nl
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      how so? my experience is that people tend to be impressed and intrigued and they hear I’m a software engineer

  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    ?? Not in 30 years have I run into such a thing.

    • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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      I check my email once per day, then I close it. If you need me, I’m on slack, or walk up to me.

    • saplyng@kbin.social
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      It’s been a week and my CEO still hasn’t responded my email asking for scope clarification for a project he asked me to do…

      • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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        Nothing ever gets done in the second half of December.

        • GregoryTheGreat@programming.dev
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          More like between thanksgiving and the near year.

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            I find we’re most productive in far years.

      • CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee
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        It’s also Christmas time

  • Rediphile@lemmy.ca
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    She matched with you because she wants to fuck. Ask her out bruh.

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      deleted by creator

      • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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        Fiiine, here you go https://dlang.org/

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      Oh this is a dating app?

  • themusicman@lemmy.world
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    That’s called “working on a team larger than 1”

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