• XeroxCool@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    “head into town and get supplies from the warehouse”

    meanders into town

    Shit, alright, uh, the quest was… Talk to… I don’t know, are there any cats around? I guess I’ll ask the Wanderer their life story. Maybe they’ll have a clue for me.

    • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyzOP
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      3 days ago

      me stalking you to figure out your secret safe path to hidden unlooted warehouse and then kill you and steal your plan

      cool cool wait this person already walked around this block three times…

      … wait they know someone is following them don’t they, THEY ARE TAUNTING ME INTO A TRAP!!!

      runs away

      you finally remember your goal YOU NEEDED to accomplish today was go the secret stash and you stop collecting flowers and get annoyed at yourself for getting completely distracted