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PoastRotato@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic

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It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic

PoastRotato@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    “I have literally not had alcoholic beverages even once in my life, how would it be possible to become an alcoholic given that?”

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      You must be a hardcore alcoholic if you had to abstain for that long.

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        I suppose there’s no way for me to actually know if I’d be particularly susceptible to addiction from it or not, never having tried it

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          Yeah, same here. I was just making a joking advocatus diaboli argument.

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        I need some alcohol at least once per month.

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      Well clearly given your decision, your mother drank with you in the womb and you had fetal alcohol syndrome. Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.

      Checkmate, atheists.

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