Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
That’s how I read that
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big
As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let’s fix both.
Reporter: And how do you feel about this?
Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh… whatever
You go get your side hustle on, player!
No. There are too many people on this planet.
Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.
Let’s see: biology demands humans sleep every day, and not always voluntarily. Yep, we should criminalize that.
Also, let’s criminalize public eating, drinking, and breathing unless you have a house.
Sounds like he gives many
Dole whips are very good. I get it
Was is determined if it was a human right or a human left that got him?
Can we band together to buy Trump Tower just to rename it Fat Dump Tower?
We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening