Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months agoIf you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit?message-squaremessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down112
arrow-up1117arrow-down1message-squareIf you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square74fedilink
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up101arrow-down4·11 months agoYou don’t understand. I touched my peepee. I deserve this.
minus-squareGigan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down1·11 months agoI murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.
minus-squareCrayonRosary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down2·11 months agoI’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down2·11 months agoI literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!
minus-squareSonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·11 months agoBiblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·11 months agoAh you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.
minus-squareSonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoYeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins
You don’t understand. I touched my peepee. I deserve this.
I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.
I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.
I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!
Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end
Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.
Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins
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