What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Yes.
Brutal
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
Crush it.
…oh
What’s your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Seems confusing.
Damn, I don’t even need to edit to make you look bad.
I’m not american.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
Do you like it in the butt?
Yes.
