“Alfred, there’s bat shit on the batputer again.”

“Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again.”

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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    24 hours ago

    Batman arrives at the crime scene with drippings of wet grey guano running down the left side of his chest

    Joker: … HAHAHAHA … what’s that Batman … you’re little friends show you a bit of love?

    Batman mumbles: … hughhg? … (looks down at his suit) … ALFRED!!!