Timely_Jellyfish_2077@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agoMurdering someone is the easiest and quickest way to earn yourself a page on Wikipediamessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down128file-text
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareMurdering someone is the easiest and quickest way to earn yourself a page on WikipediaTimely_Jellyfish_2077@programming.dev to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-22 months agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoDid your mom name you Lee Harvey oswald? Did your mom, aka Mrs Oswald, not know that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK, or was she like really proud of that fact and wanted to carry on his legacy? Did she legally change her last name to Oswald just so she could name you Lee Harvey Oswald? Or are you like a Jr and your dad is Lee Harvey Oswald Sr? Did your mom bully your dad into changing his name to Lee Harvey Oswald?
minus-squareabbadon420@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoNo, I was implying that Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t do shit. He’s just an imposter who took all the credit for my hard work. Months of careful planning and a risky execution, but who gets the credit? The guy I hired to deliver the rifle.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoOh shit it’s E. Howard Hunt’s lemmy account!
Did your mom name you Lee Harvey oswald?
Did your mom, aka Mrs Oswald, not know that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK, or was she like really proud of that fact and wanted to carry on his legacy?
Did she legally change her last name to Oswald just so she could name you Lee Harvey Oswald?
Or are you like a Jr and your dad is Lee Harvey Oswald Sr?
Did your mom bully your dad into changing his name to Lee Harvey Oswald?
No, I was implying that Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t do shit. He’s just an imposter who took all the credit for my hard work. Months of careful planning and a risky execution, but who gets the credit? The guy I hired to deliver the rifle.
Oh shit it’s E. Howard Hunt’s lemmy account!