Had this funny thought of mind had to share 🤣

Edit: Here is my thought process the partner would be the scientists who keeps releasing statistics/ safe word that we’re heading to doom. The other partner would be the us who consume this statistics and suppose to interpretate this appropriately to slow down/stop. But instead to continue ahead with what we’re doing anyway. Both parties know that there is something bad but none of the parties can’t stop it. Hopefully that made sense.

  • Melkath@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    “You like that you BARNACLE encrusted slut!”

    “I, uh… yes daddy. Can I have a PINEAPPLE up my ass?!”

    “I could give you the PINEAPPLE, but your… BARNACLES might crack…”

    “Um… what do my BARNACLES have to do with it? I just want a PINEAPPLE.”

    “I mean, I can go out to the store right now and get a PINEAPPLE, but a BARNACLE might be tastier…”

    “My BARNACLES can take it! I just really need a PINEAPPLE right now”

    The confused couple prepares the latex and the leash/collar to go down to the Asian market to pick up some BARNACLEs and PINEAPPLEs, still wondering why the other isn’t stopping.