• trolololol@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Jumping off a building is the Russian way.

    American way is walking into a school in the middle of a shooting.

    Australian way is going to the mall to bet on the ponies and running into a stabber. (I’m really sorry this is too soon, but next week nobody would understand the joke)