The seat warmer in your vehicle should have a back-only option for when your back hurts and you don’t want to cook your ass.

  • fubo@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    FRED: Hello, what’s this?
    BOB: Oh, that? That’s the butt baker button.
    FRED: The … butt baker button?
    BOB: The butt baker button!
    FRED: What’s the butt baker button?
    BOB: Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt!

    TOGETHER:
    Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt,
    Yes, the butt baker button bakes your butt!
    If your butt’s cold and unbakéd
    You don’t have to get it naked
    The butt baker button bakes your butt!