It might you never know

Why not eat before work

Everything’s computer

Right hand goes high, left hand goes low, then you criss cross apple sauce

Planning to work on your linguistics!

Probably so it can take all the free articles people submit and regurgitate them back with a similar robotic style

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But if the same time as 4am now fell on 20:00 people locally would know its super early

Guy gets laid night

We need to install waffle grates in all toilets and just have a foot press that lets you push your poop in

How do you make a wet wipe dissolve when its wet without dissolving when its wet

Just let it soak in water in the fridge then its good again, cold brewp

Bidet showers are the best after a long workout, have your gym install one in the gym restroom for everyone to use

Pooping there’s a stomach virus going around and I think I just got it

I was walking and dropped a paper I had just got from the printer and I bent down to get it and my back hurt so bad I had to stay bent over for like 15 minutes

Why is your shoulder so dislocaty

Back in their day they slept wrong for breakfast

Maybe its a trick to convince people to leave out ‘of’ to annoy people in the future