Midnight Wolf

Duh

No

leaves the laptop alone with a sheet of paper, a pen, and a bag of cash

comes back 4 hours later you haven’t done anything!

sets the money atop the laptop

ohh, cash counter, I get it now…

$5 says it’s the “what’s a computer” kid from like a decade ago

“‘laptop’? it’s like a foldable but with half a screen??? and why is this keyboard broken, all the keys move?? how do I get an overwatch skin for it?? this is awful”

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“because I’m a dumbass”

“because I’m a dumbass”

–dumbass

title

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say

But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish

Mom, can we get water bottles at home?

No, we already have water bottles at home.

Water bottles at home:

taking notes

Hey now… It’s pronounced ‘shitehead’ over there

The ad is coming from INSIDE the TV

😱

Depending on the individual and severity, yeah. I have a sibling who is fine with flashing lights up to a rather high point, but another friend who also has this is much more vulnerable to it, even flashing lights in a relatively small section of the screen (sudden lights in a dark environment in the background, for example, while their character sits in a lit area) while playing a game.

I mean I think the Toyota Corolla is still the most popular new car worldwide, and bland colors like white and gray are the most common as they are neutral colors that everyone seems to be okay with. Not our fault we want to use dependable boring transportation for our families, officer…

But we are indoors?

That’s why you get some friends together to all have similar plates. Similar cars too, if possible.

“Was it the gray Corolla, or the gray Camry? Was de-badged?” “They are all de-badged! What about the prius from the bank robbery?” “There are three cyan prii, that fled from that” “Were they driving an LE or SE model trim?” “No idea, did anyone check what wheels they had?” “Oh, they are known to swap the wheels of the different trims of that generation” “I’ve heard that they wrap the cars before they pull a job, so they don’t expose the real paint job” “GAHHHH”

Sounds like you need more pancakes 🥞

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