All that enshitification takes good planning.

Lame duuuuude! Hurray! No lame duck at all.

You’re not alone. Just call 1800SG10000 they will…oh who an I kidding! Yeah you’re alone. Man I had to vaguely remember anything about the russian star gate thing. I didn’t even remember it had that dhd thing missing. You better forget enough. You’re on your own buddy!

Hopefully the head went in the same direction as the rest of the body? Abruptly.

No doubt. Probably two years of trumpfus and two of JDv. The Simpsons predicted it. It shall be true.

Remember when russia had a star gate and then the US broke theirs so they had to use the russian one? Ah yes. There was collaborative partnerships but now they have thrown all that away to satisfy putin. russia will be announced like they announce Peru or Chile…the little nation that is troubled but somehow still makes the news. But it will take a long time. First they gotta lose the war, they’re taking their own sweet time doing that but they’re getting there. And then probably a decade to lick all the wounds. And then…news 10! At 10! Watch as Vlad the Propeller, the new ruzzian leeder trips over a microphone cable! It was hilarious 😂😆!..

Some will get lots of valuable experience. like for example getting split into 357 pieces. Where else will you ever get that experience anywhere?

Nah, first you gotta get comfortable for a couple of years.

It’s basically pig butchering for social networks.

Open an only fans account and start racking up the money 🤑💰?

Well said. Maybe there’s more to do in the hardware, software and general computing training such that the layman could safely deploy their own Website like we used to be able to do. Then everyone could have their own servers at home like some of us do. True decentralized communication.

Lemmy would be great for dare I say it…church congregations for example. Schools, mechanic forums, unofficial student associations like alpha Kapa whatever. ETC. it’s a momentous opportunity.

I can only imagine how far into the future this will eventually sink the republican party. But let’s take a look, can’t do much about it since we’re too stupid to see how dumb the whole electoral college thing is. California holding a miniscule number of representatives so if you live in California, you basically got no voice. But if you milk cows in Montana, then you can force Florida to have the ten commandments in schools.

You can only push people so far. Specially if we get invaded by China and suddenly all normalcy goes out the window.

If you give me 15 minutes of your time and 200 dollars I can make you a millionaire! It’s called drop shipping and with my weird little trick the hunnies will love you!

I love that song!

Pedo pedo pedo pedo peh! Something something something Santa Fe! Pedo pedo peh!

Yup. I bet that’s gonna happen.

Rapists are paying close attention…a phrase that is now a normal thing one would expect to be said on radio and TV news.

It’s just a joke 🤣… he’s got like 5 years of good cognitive abilities tops. Then after he’ll be like all the other old farts. Barely makes any sense and is just totally old and dilapidated. No way they’re gonna keep him in power then. He might just croak.

Let me tell you the story of the great Knocrates. He was a Greek philosophy major from ancient UCLA. He really liked cute things and one day he was between two of the most beautiful tits women kind had ever grown. Look the point is that you probably don’t want cute 🥺🥰. It doesn’t last. Anyway you want Hot 🥵🔥🥵. You want 🔥!

You don’t hear about a great red panda browser. But you hear about Firefox a lot! See what I mean? So fireworks 🎆🎇🎇 it is!

For 10 years 😄. Well, maybe 6 years. Usually the last few years you probably wish you we’re already gone or are already gone.

Either way he can’t run away from destiny. If I live long enough, I will piss on his grave.

No! Fireworks! 🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆. Just pop a whole bunch and your panda problems would be history. C’mon man 😂. We can save the world! From red pandas

Hey, if your country is overrun by red panda infestations, you know exactly what to do!