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No, they use PayPal instead of checks now.

Must run Windows 95

Yes, JD Vance lied about abortion, and no, you shouldn’t trust anything he or Donald Trump says about reproductive rights

I thought YouTube Premium was like WinRAR. Nobody actually pays for it.

I thought the word was going to be Trump

Waterfox. A fork of Firefox.

There’s no paint on the planet that will make most of their cars cool.

Eerie how they are starting this right after I get a dual SIM phone…

I believe in no apostrophes in tips. Also tipping should be banned and thus not need to be taxed.

One’s heart cannot go on if they don’t have one.

That’s (not) in-Seine.

I bet he even used a packet of Hunt’s ketchup.

Hubris

Because that’s all that is left on it

Just wait until you realize where the world alphabet comes from.

It’s a meme.

Here’s what I found about it. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-wait-its-all-ohio-the-always-has-been-meme-explained

I think the original showed the earth being a flat disk and the first astronaut says “it’s really flat?” And the second one says “always has been”. But is about to shoot him to keep the knowledge of it safe from the masses.

But in this case, the one with the gun is Microsoft.

Trump probably thinks mic muting means telling his former vice president to shut up.