Nobody poops but you; that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you.

I mean, it ended Seinfeld.

I had a GeoCities account, but I got my start on Angelfire. I think.

Apparently they were originally supposed to be compute, but someone didn’t think the general audience would understand that, so they changed it to batteries.

It probably has a Bluetooth adapter.

Fair enough!

That is interesting.

Reader mode is amazing. I don’t recall whether I’ve ever used it for bypassing paywalls, but I used to read Rock, Paper, Shotgun a lot and, when they started getting disgustingly cluttered, reader mode made it a lot easier.

It also helps with navigating tech blogs when troubleshooting something and, on the rare occasion when I search for recipes, finding the only part that matters.

I thought maybe it was an industry term for, like, the route the package took - the recipe for how to deliver it. You clarified things for me.

Where I’ve been, that (or something similar) is called certified mail.

Or just make their own recording.

My local hospital apparently requires their employees to use a “secure” app on their personal phone to transmit data on the patients.

Seems like irresponsible handling of PHI (by the administration, not the staff) to me.

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I used to have one that said “Hi, I’m Mat” because I found it hilarious.

We throw a party for my kid’s birthday every year. My wife keeps taping signs to the front door for the party; they always say “come on in, the party’s in the back!” I keep telling her that someday a vampire is going to take advantage of that, but she seems unconcerned.

I recently ordered a wall adapter and the associated cable.

Amazon emailed me to confirm my order of two wireless items.

Your use of curly braces reminds me of AOL.

It’s very possible. I’ve never read more than a handful of Batman comics. A while ago I was big into TVTropes and Wikipedia regarding some superheroes; I’m pretty sure I read there that he was the only one to have dodged them.

That’s why I keep providing caveats and prefacing my statements with things like "I read … " My claims are by no means authoritative and I don’t mean to represent them as such.

Actually, the further I type this comment, the more I think my source was the Death Battle research team. I did not follow up with primary sources.

That said, a quick search suggests that maybe whatever I read or watched was referencing the cartoons, rather than the comics. DB, as entertaining as they can be, generally sources whatever favors their desired outcome. If it was TVTropes or Wikipedia, they might not have referenced the source or I might have forgotten.

My mistake.

My mistake.

True, but wasn’t he also the only human (or otherwise, I think) to dodge Darkseid’s eyebeams? Admittedly it would take willpower to get to the point of being physically able to do so, but from what I understand of the eyebeams, also quite a bit of luck.

Supposedly this is why tic tacs, which are almost 100% sugar, can claim to be sugar free.