2029 Headline: Worlds largest data breach caused by zero day exploit in popular PNG 3.0 renderer

the payload was reportedly embedded in an animated image of the attacker repeatedly flicking his left testicle

The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.

That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it’s a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.

mass traffic casualty any% speedrun

Same.

The entire concept of mensa always rubbed me the wrong way

It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.

You’re supposedly one of the smartest people alive, and yet you somehow concluded that a good use of your limited time on Earth is to blow smoke up your own ass with a group of other pretentious jerkoffs who know how to cheese IQ tests

I’ll read this article later

are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless

holy fuck call an ambulance

Biblical end time blunt rotation in that room jesus fuck

Stopping exploitation by Shell, BP & Friends isn’t exactly what made those regimes despotic

Maybe we can get LSD pregnancy medicine to market this time

I remember last time Chad was also on the list and their government was like “yo dude wtf did we do!?”

Also, I feel like he wouldn’t be able to recall more than three countries on that list if prompted

We don’t even need complex AI to replace CEOs

One ruby script can easily:

• Lie to the public
• Tell shareholders to buy more stock
• Shift blame when a product horrifically disfigures someone
• Lobby Congress
• Lay off thousands of employees and take a fat bonus

Bots? On Reddit!?

Did I just install a backdoor into my phone by opening this

I keep one emergency leave day aside so I can celebrate when Rupert Murdoch finally fucking croaks

Yeah his kids are probably no better, perhaps even worse, but god damn I fucking hate that piece of shit

I get pretty violent when I realize I’m talking to a ChatGPT wrapper instead of actual support

There’s also ResistMap, a network from the Turn Left PAC that solicits ICE agent–sighting reports via a form, displays verified sightings on a map, and allows users to opt in for text alerts.

Very cool

How popular is it over there? Would be sick if it gets enough traction to go global and rat on all cops. Not even touching Waze with hazmat gloves

Killer name for a garage rock band

Yeah…

What I’m trying to get at is they’re fleeing from a problem they collectively hallucinated

They’re going to arrive in America and face actual problems

I just don’t know what they expect will happen when they get to the USA.

I assume they aren’t going to be handed a huge plot of land to farm with.