saute some broccoli in olive oil and garlic

Drink water, eat food, pace yourself

Ok, and?

We’re not fucking him so he doesn’t care about us

Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card

If you take the toilet seat up or down debate seriously I can only assume you’re a tulpa conjured from the brain of a hack boomer comedian

Everything you post is more evidence that you lack a soul

My intuition says that I’d wind up having a headache for the rest of my life.

idk it’s your life

No, it was an honest mistake

Liberals

Combinations of abuse, not being able to tell fiction from reality, and honestly having a pretty bad taste in fiction to begin with.

Weird dichotomy here. I have literally talked with fellow volunteers at a food pantry about my plans to go home and get stoned afterwards.

Doctor Who was the big one, but I didn’t get into that until I was a bit older

Most of them

No, it’s okay to block people for being annoying.

Yes

This is the first time I’ve ever seen it blue and black

Whenever I relive happy memories in my dreams I wake up sad because I remember what I’ve lost.

He’ll fuck Ernst Rohm in hell