That seems like political suicide. Either no one votes for your insanely shitty platform or idiots do and then you have a revolution. Because we’re not going back, hard stop.

They literally tank everything good on purpose.

0% chance I’m clicking a daily beast link to hear what dumb shit this orange-pedo-fascist said.

Great cardio but you’ll need a buddy every single time to make it work.

“All those Darkness Falls fans are gonna vote the way we want, for sure.”

His worshipers have to suckle on something.

Tell Congress to do something. Oh, half of them are on his side? Shoot. Call the police. All of them are on his side? Fuck.

Right? Like I’m going to risk a spin-kick from JCVD?!

I figured as much. They’d rather do culture war bs than do anything for the people.

Are there even universities doing that?

That’s just a really big tax, though.

If coach would’ve put me in, we would’ve gone to state. No doubt in my mind.

I know someone that got VD Jance from a couch.

There’s no gotcha moment for people that ignore reality.

Ironically, I pee in the shower.

Just another example of the destruction of the middle class. They can’t afford this shit anymore so corpos jack up the prices on rich people who don’t care.

They’re just going to jerk each other off until the collapse, I guess.

Uh oh.

Same. It feels like he could have said nothing? Or framed it as “wish we had someone better vying for it.”

She takes it personally? Lies. If she had a modicum of awareness or self-respect, she’d make better choices.

If she can’t handle being accountable to her constituents, she knows where the door is.

Anwar and Donovan were amazing in that. Having Bruce Campbell as comedic relief was chef’s kiss