I have two eyes and I’ve never gotten one to work.

I have never heard of most of these and I’m a decent degenerate.

My guy was really lazy the other day. He just sent me back my phone number as a code.

They just went there. They chose to do that after they were allowed to travel.

I’m here bc someone else loved For All Mankind.

I havent watched any new apple content lately because I hate the apps. I’m going to watch it a different way which is somehow less tedious but more economically feasible.

Hell, yeah. I always start practicing bird calls.

Holt talking about thigh gap is hilarious.

Can confirm, y’all are bots.

I don’t think that’s true. I can see who the mods are and there’s a mod log when they do stuff. Also, I don’t think this is a “shower thought.”

Wait. That was the second one?

Someone did an en passant on their leader and he’s throwing a fit.

Would probably be world changing if it weren’t for capitalism.

Would be a bold choice for the guy struggling to beat the Kansas of Eastern Europe.

My brother in law confirms this.

I’m something of a scientist myself…

It’s illegal to say I’m going to kill the president.

We should commission something good.

I don’t think any existing song is good enough nor should it be dragged down by the association.

Start your own sex right before theirs but do it way louder. If they still go at it, call CPS.

As someone abused by a narcissistic parent, yes.

Other than publicly shouting his support for liberal causes, my stepfather was exactly like trump.

In a way, it is impressive. They make those decisions based on certain factors and his ability to draw crowds, attention, money has been sustained for a long time.

I don’t think people are deluding themselves.