I wonder if urabn camouflage is appropriate attire for search and rescue services? Like, what if you (the searcher) get stuck, and no-one can find you 🤔

You forgot the Special Chair Service.

Yep, according to the article, they have a strong enough lobby bribe machine to win exemption.

Since they increase theft/loss rates. If the increase in losses is greater than the saving in wages, they are a failure.