https://lemmy.world/comment/12507957

Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

“Maybe try fucking a couch”

Yup. Somewhat chaotic but they taste amazing.
Check this one out https://youtu.be/QMhAQV-uUKw

https://revistavenezolana.com/2018/06/las-hamburguesas-venezolanas-una-tradicion-exquisita/

Unofficial recipe from memory: burger patty, chicken patty (or thinly cut grilled chicken breast), egg, ham, cheese, garlic sauce (try Los Andes Garlic Sauce), ketchup, mayo, mustard, super-thin crispy fries, onions, tomatoes, avocado.

Hand-egg.