Because the CCP is doing it’s level best to eradicate it. He can’t return to Tibet or he’ll be arrested, and China used pretzel logic to install their own lama who they have political control over. He’s afraid that the nice folks at the CCP will make hell out of the life of whatever kid is chosen after he dies, until he either submits to them or disappears. Fuck China.
Heads are easy to come by. You want a head? I can get you a head by 3 o’clock this afternoon…
So, just the right amount of safe then?
Not enough info. What wattage of microwave? What size and filling of the burrito? Is he allowed to drink water and/or wine between bites? Have you recently modified the DNS settings on the microwave?
I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.
Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.
In the beginning…
For the LULZ obviously.
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No. For the same reason that they didn’t demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.
Come over to Marblecake and I’ll explain.
Not before transmitting the date, time, an it’s serial number to Apple HQ to void your warranty.
I prefer not braided. Both for cables and hair. More of a ponytail kinda guy myself.
They’re still looking into it. There is currently some debate about some ‘hanging Cheetos’ and they’re going to ask Mom and Dad to clarify some wording.
That seems logical and stuff.
Sounds like everyone I know at work.
Recreational sex is the least pragmatic thing in the world. Don’t judge yourself. Why do you think gay guys invited ‘Docking’?
Just the idea of sexualizing nonsexual things for no reason and/or it’s funny.
The concept of the dildo makes perfect sense. I even buy the premise that a cock shaped fake cock would feel good given the original design specs of Mk.1 Human Vagangus. It’s just that thrusting from the hips is hard work, and while it’s a fantastic butt and ab workout, if i could get the same pleasure from a hand mounted penis, I would be constantly dehydrated. Is it more of an emotional or connection thing than a pragmatic choice?
You just typed all that out so that you could tell us all that your cats are named Mulder and Scully and I’m happy that you did. Nice. My friend’s two cats are named Brunhilda, and Dawg.