We had these in school one year. Of course, it being school means that all of the games available were educational. The school actually let parents rent them for like a month at a time, which is something my parents did. Too bad we couldn’t keep it.

How many consoles look like toilets?

It’s like Al Capone’s vault all over again.

Lana! He remembers me!

Ocelot

Had a substitute teacher once who thought that the word Hell was a bad word even when referring to the location.

A lot of OTC meds that are in boxes have annoying packaging where you have to peel off the little paper before you can push the pill through the wrapping. The paper doesn’t always like to peel off properly and it makes it harder to get the pill out of the packaging.

It’s Canary M. Burns who’s in charge.

They’re not gay, but they’ll learn.

If I sleep wrong I wake up in pain.

The Jetsons?

https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive

That seems very likely actually.

They never completely dry my hands.

M.C. Kids for the NES. It was a rock solid platformer held back by the McDonald’s theming. It was a bit too hard for the target audience, but it’s a fun romp otherwise.

WinRAR

See username

Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

Doesn’t surprise me. The US Federal government used to have a similar application process where you had to write what amounted to a small essay explaining your knowledge, skills, and abilities.

Until that music starts

I have selected no