Just say no

I did, but that’s because it came from an unknown number and I thought it was about my car’s extended warranty.

Yeah, I feel like a serious candidate for president would know how many Representatives are in the House.

No he hasn’t

Did you break both of your arms?

No it isn’t

I still attest that to nepotism. Lousy older brother.

To be fair, with all the work she’s had done she probably does look different every time you see her.

She’s promising molasses? Shoot, sign me up.

Those grilled cheese burritos slap. I remember when I first got one, it was larger than I expected but it was so good. Can’t go wrong with steak.

One of my grandmothers never wanted to help because she died before I was born.

There’s no foxes on Fox News either.

They both genuinely hate trans people though. Hell, Musk disowned his own trans daughter. Like if he was just in it to divide the population he wouldn’t be treating his trans child so horribly.

I wonder how low you have to score before the military doesn’t bother to recruit you, because I had to take the ASBAV in high school and I just filled in bubbles at random since I had no interest in dying in Iraq. I still got a high enough score that recruiters kept bothering me for years.

Why now? Why not 20 years ago?

I feel bad for the person who only has 443 game consoles hooked to one TV.

There’s a lot of bad games that I’ve played, but I’m going to go with any Simpsons game pre GameCube era (except for the arcade game). So many janky controls and games that didn’t utilize the Simpsons IP well.

Same with Mario’s Time Machine. Such a waste of an interesting concept.

I can’t trust phone calls these days. Even if it’s a number that I recognize, there’s still a chance it could be a scammer spoofing the number. That happened to me once where someone spoofed my credit union’s number to try give them my money to protect my account.

Throw them around your office like frisbees.