I hated Donald Trump long before he became president.

I wonder if it was a rights issue. Konami made the arcade game while all of the Simpsons games on the NES/SNES/Genesis/Game Boy/Game Gear were published by Acclaim.

I’m not a nerd. Nerds are smart.

This was Mario 40 years ago:

Phillips CDi? Oh no!

Na na na na

Na na na na

Hey hey hey

Goodbye

Bort

Tell me more

That would explain why Musk is full of shit.

Oh no, disaster! What a bad idea!

Ah, so it was the streets of Utica.

I thought that was from the streets of Albany?

The Atari Lynx had the graphics to blow the Game Boy out of the water. Unfortunately most of the games sucked so it died quickly.

The rest of the day is going to stink regardless.

Mind your ps and qs. What are ps and qs?

That happened to me this morning. Lousy bladder.

He could just take an H from a different car, nobody would know the difference.

We had these in school one year. Of course, it being school means that all of the games available were educational. The school actually let parents rent them for like a month at a time, which is something my parents did. Too bad we couldn’t keep it.

How many consoles look like toilets?

It’s like Al Capone’s vault all over again.