Well, in 4th grade, I would have gone with Bush. I’ve deviated quite far from that.

voting is wiping your ass. yeah, it’s not all that needs to happen, but it’s still important.

they’re trying to prevent you from voting.

but if you pick a random guy, he’s probably a better role model than tate.

he’s above the law because he will not experience legal consequences.

Thank goddess for the 19th amendment.

They’re more helpful during a school shooting than any of these “student resource officers.”

This is the “logical” conclusion of purity culture.

Implementation guidelines say that banned materials must be “legally disposed of” and “may not be sold or distributed”.

So, a book burning. Got it.

There’s “wear an animal costume to the nightclub” weird and there’s “have 23 kids, homeschooled all of them, and cover up the oldest son’s molestation accusations all while being the most self righteous bigots in Arkansas” weird. Now, Trump doesn’t have nearly that many kids, but he’s definitely closer to the latter than the former.

hi im an orca

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a milkshake is a good guy with a milkshake.

How was it compared to the Lemmy API?

This is the most beta thing I’ve ever heard.