He look like Garth Brooks and Charlie Kirk had an abortion together.

Was he giving them tips as a professional serial killer?

Seize his companies in the name of national security.

They’re not going to stop until the advertising stops working.

Let me guess. Only hers was moral.

Every accusation a confession.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

You think that will stop him from running or someone from rolling him out like Barron Harkonnen?

Basic bitches at least get the fundamentals right.

You’d think they’d at least offer him tea first.

We already have vodka and alcoholism.

This is old news. But I’m glad to see it repeated.

From the people who brought you “one drop of blood”, we present you “not black enough” AND “not really black”.

Scratch your head and phone a friend while you wrap your head around the latest double speak.

Watch in amazement as they subdivide diverse groups based on superficial differences, like geography.

Another fracture appeared in Israeli society this week, with at least one far-right member of the government joining a crowd to storm military bases to stop soldiers from being detained on suspicion of abusing a Palestinian prisoner.

They have an agenda. They don’t care about the question so long as they can turn it to the subject they want to talk about.

It was an allusion to Trump’s penchant for prostitutes.

Hypothetically, what about any prostitute you happen to get pregnant?

What a pussy.

They’ll go back to their couches.

I heard JD is waiting for the opportunity to push DJT out. Eh too brute.