I can no longer find the head of the human centipede that is maga.

He’s not even white.

I wonder if they’ve reached out to Dave Coulier in his fragile state.

He can’t take it on the chin.

You mean like Mormons?

You didn’t include any of the dictator on day one promises.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he’s hit a woman.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

His emerald mine slaves may have to eat dog to survive.

I’m in my late forties. I have a regular boring, bull shit life like the rest of you jerk-offs. And I’m fucking tired.

And they expect me to believe this nearly twice my age, bloated saggy diaper is somehow healthier and more energetic than me? What’s he pumped up on besides inflated ego and McCrack?

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

I’m just surprised they could find enough women willing to be in the same room with him.

I hope his ROI on this is worse than his Twitter purchase.

This is just a line item on their war on public education. They are always looking to scrape back any money that could go in their pockets save the taxpayers money.

I wonder what else musk is hiding.

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.