What a nice gesture of Tim Apple for his friend who couldn’t even remember his name right.

* Comrade

I read that last one “or get depressed in the morning”. How thoughtful not to bother your partner with that, I thought. But getting dressed is good too.

99%

I highly doubt that. Being from a European country, a bakery around the corner with fresh bread is the most normal thing. Supermarket bread is highly frowned upon here and definitely not something most people would ever buy. As is the case in most of the world (either by baking themselves or going to the bakery) - except of course the USA I presume

Elon should really pilot the next starship himself. Just put a small 1 person capsule on top (or maybe even 5 people so he can take some of his billionaire friends along) and connect a playstation controller to the engines. Stockton did it, and he made several succesful trips. What you do yourself, you do better!!

Wont they just be shot or disappeared? Its not like the army hasn’t any experience or problems with murder.

Here you simulate some of the effects. Pretty fun to drop an asteroid on some asshat from my youth’s house. Less fun when it wiped out my entire city and evaporated my parents. Welp… can’t have it all I guess. https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/

There is this fun toy see/calculate the potential effect of any asteroid collision: https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/

If it hits any city, that is wiped out. If it hit anything else, chances are damages are moderate.

In theory. In practice, 2000 $ is pocket change for them.

And why do they need personal data to carry out their jobs again? Wasn’t this about government efficiency; as in: the bigger picture? Why concern yourself with the specifics of Johnathan Doe?

Since many lawmakers are millionaires or billionaires, this will never, ever be made into law.

Ah. Thanks, been wondering some time about that and googling gave a lot of mixed results for me.

What is jfc?

Whelp… that was wild!

Except now they have nuclear weapons. The world is done for. Thanks obama american citizens.

I know. I guess i rather meant the influencer/commercial/advertising/brainrot hellscape that are instagram, tiktok and the likes.

Lemmy feels -for now at least- at bit more…pure or innocent I guess?

“Save social media from billionaires”

“Save social media”

Eeeehm… how about… and here me out… how about we let this cancer in decline die out instead of trying to revive it? Crazy right?

I read the front page and have no idea what this is supposed to be, other than some reincarnation of geocities perhaps? There’s some vague and unintelligible rambling about digital soul pods and whatnot; but it seems they want to reinvent the internet… on the internet. At least thats what I make of it.

Can Elon, Jeff, Mark, Bill and that Virgin Atlantic weirdo please quickly hop on the next Starship rocket and fly to that planet to check it out? Just a quick there-and-back? Have a looksy? Go on, you know, for mankind, be an(sic) hero…

Yes, certainly, fuck their ads; but that wont restore the degraded resolution now will it.