Holy crap his tie isn’t red

That does make more sense, and I’ll even give it to Donnie this is what he meant. But as usual, his communiques are not clearly articulated.

I feel compelled to point out that “back door man” was already a common expression in blues lyrics.

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my actions…

I mean, what sane woman would be a Republican?

I assume that’s what was being referred to.

Damnit I voted for him.

I was thinking a nice golden throne. More appropriate for a god-emperor.

Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.

Which is a pitfall for anyone conversing in a language that isn’t their first, I’d say.

Yes. Reminds of me of The Handmaid’s Tale: Offred’s commander’s wife was a TV personality and a vocal proponent of more traditional roles for women, but at the time of the story it’s obvious she’s been hoisted on her own petard.

I’ll just write thousands of lines of code inside a global object… I’m sure I won’t put a semicolon where a comma should be…

Can I teach you a lesson?

I remember in the mid-aughts my brother hacked his iPod — the wheel kind, this was pre-iPhone — to hold the entirety of the text of English Wikipedia at the time.

I read the article and watched the NBC interview with the kid and I couldn’t get any sense of his ideological leanings. He seems to be legitimately a politics geek and aspiring journalist. I can’t confidently categorize him as a “young GOP idealist.”

But to your second point, I always have a hard time understanding how anyone who isn’t an old white guy could get behind the GOP.

Unless they are themselves Jewish…

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Oh no, not Lucas!

Yeah but they wouldn’t know. It wouldn’t be news.

A similar phenomenon is knowing you’re going to need to go back and update some older section of code and when you finally get around to it, it turns out you wrote it that way to begin with. It’s like… I didn’t think I knew about this approach before…

Yeah but it’s not some big mystery why Margaritaville sucks. The lyrics are asinine and empty. What’s worse: it’s catchy.