Y’know what else would help with “The EU’s green revolution”? Bikes and trains.

Most N64 games don’t actually use the controller pak, instead using their own battery saves

Why would a smartwatch need a subscription?? what does it even do?

I’m not sure if this counts as a conspiracy, but I wholeheartedly believe that aliens are real, but that we have no way of ever contacting them or confirming their existence because they’re so damn far away

To be fair, sarcasm specifically can be VERY hard to convey via text or even voice, which is where a majority of communication happens nowadays.

Hopefully they run passenger service on the line too - it can be an immense help to the rural areas in much of Africa