God, giving capitalism a financial incentive to advertise pedophilia is a new nightmare to me now, thanks

Ah yes, my 1920x1080 monitor with a resolution of 2560x1440

1920x1080 vs 2560x1440

Not crazy higher but a noticeable increase

Personal anecdote, moving from 1080p to 2k for my computer monitor is very noticeable for games

I’m here for the redemption arc tbh

Nah java’s the super chatty guy who goes on and on and on and never shuts the hell up, making doing anything with him extra tedious

You know you’re in your bed, and so that’s what your brain puts you in. You’re close enough to awake that you have awareness you don’t usually have while asleep, but the muscle blocking your brain does to stop you actually moving your body when you move in your dreams is still active. It’s a weird kind of hybrid state.

so, instead of trying to move, I try to wake up.

Ofc, we could be experiencing things differently and thus I could be spewing bullshit for you, but I hope this might be helpful. Idk

The reason you can’t move is because you’re still actually asleep. What works for me is continually trying to jolt myself awake

Had an asshole roll coal on us while they drove by

Do better

Sure, I used to do enemas in the shower. Had a dedicated silicone strainer, solids went into a ziplock bag. I mean I know most people will find that gross but I think carrying it dripping in uour hand to the toilet is way grosser.

Give him gum to chew instead?

Mrrrrp :3

It can’t though, all it can do is recombine existing things

“Move or I’ll kill you”

Ah yes, the one that’s being said to is at fault

This is so incredibly accurate

Fun fact, mountain dew used to have bromine in it

Israeli != Jew

You’re being pretty antisemitic implying are jews are part of that genocidal country

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaH

That’s quite the escalation of hostility lol