Invalid opinion. There’s still time to delete this.

Good thing we punished the democrats for running an underwhelming candidate

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They were right to. Everybody who abstained from voting is going to end up getting their comeuppance now, and I’m not going to feel bad for them.

Le epic comeback, m’goodsir

Your momma

I double checked and that is definitely a hyperlink to the daily beast. It was right there when I looked at the URL. I hope that helps.

Remind me again what Russia did with your country the instant it got the chance?

I wonder how much you’ll have to pay in order to avoid having a negative spin on yours.

And here I thought I’d never see a lower form of wit than punning.

We still have polling conducted on the basis of who’s going to pick up a cold call on their landline phone.

Who the fuck do you think is gonna pick a cold call up and talk to the weirdo who wants something from you at all, landline or no?

Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?

Tankie detected

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You’re pretty much just missing Mississippi, New Jersey, and Boston and you’ll have made a complete circuit of all the places with the most assholes. Hard luck.

If the general bulk of appreciable-quantity tech investors suddenly found out in granular detail what is actually being done with their money as opposed to what they were told, it would probably cause the biggest crash since the Great Depression.

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about photoshop

If they put a DVD drive in the Dreamcast there’s never a PlayStation 3

That’s just a plus for his base.

Spoiler: that conversation will just be them looking around to see if anyone else is listening followed by asking each other how many people they’ve tried to discourage from voting.