Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…

SomeBODY

As well as their track record, some references and a cover letter. If I need a good resume to get hired, so do they!

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…

And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese

Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…

I already know what I did wrong, I said “thanks, you too” when the person at the concessions said “enjoy the movie”. Doesn’t mean I’m not gonna cringe…

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

As someone with anxiety: “the best way out is always through” - Robert Frost

If OP did it recursively they would also need -R

Then how do you explain Garfield!?

Actually, the rib part is a bit of a mistranslation: https://youtu.be/FN4pVp6lNJ0