Contrary to popular belief the metal is in the mustache, not the lyrics. I think there was a mythbuster episode about it or something

Dungeons and daddies has legit some of the most hilarious interactions I have ever heard. Beth May (?) playing an emotionally detached step father is pure genius

Hard requirement is 8 years of software engineering and the daily tasks include maintaining 47 different Excel sheets because the CPO likes the format.