I walk like zoidberg until it is dry.

You know those pressure washer videos where they clean sidewalks? Like that, but it is your poop shoot being cleaned.

I thought it was the protein that gave milk its good bubbles.

I replaced the toilet paper with a bidet, no more dust.

This is the most ashamed of my country I have been, so far.

I don’t have time to curate

They do not want to fix the problem, they want it to fix itself.

They’ll automatically defederate after a few days.

Really? I can still see posts from communities I am subscribed on long dead instances.

My mother just got mad at me because my sister did not tell me my mother was going on vacation.

My daughter is using my 2018 MacBook Air.

I don’t have “overdraft protection,” I’ve told my bank I don’t want overdrafts to go through

Typically overdraft protection means it takes money from your savings, or other linked account, and transfers to your checking. When I had Bank of America they charged me $5 every time this happened.

I have an account at a credit union now, no overdraft charges, no cost when it pulls money from my savings account.

I call mine as little as possible. My life is so much better without her.

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Does this mean they will start to show up in search?

order more DD from BB and hope for the same guy while you hold a baseball bat behind the door.

Sounds like that will not do much since the driver delivered to the incorrect house before swiping the order.

Universe Sandbox

But, sadly, if the bank requires the report it is the only option.

Eric Cartman as an adult

It is the thumbnail of the article.

He is going for the gasps.

My first set I made myself. The “blackout” backing was white. The curtains themselves were blue with horses I think (I was like 8). I later used the backing with some Star Wars sheets to make new curtains.