If you make more than you need, you must have an impressive work history, yeah?

Which state to their presidential votes get lumped in with, VA?

I mean, calling him Dump is also apt.

They should subtract that many votes from the corresponding states

Imagine half a million MN votes and half a million TX votes just evaporating

And whichever state DC residents’ votes count for is probably blue already

Aaaaaand that’s a block

Aaaaand that’s a block

I set 3 alarms. If 3 wasn’t enough, I’d set 4.

Etc.

It doesn’t matter that the edges are curved?

1. Republicans are morons

2. Republicans are anti-intellectual

3. Using sophisticated language to critique republicans shows them you’re not one of them, and they can write you off as a member of the out-group in their minds

4. The word weird doesn’t trigger the anti-intellectual alarms, so their defenses don’t shoot up, and they’re left scrambling for a retort, feeling awkward as they are now a member of their own out-group

The “weird” trend began before Walz was chosen as VP.

My most pleasant waking up experiences (in terms of my own body, not who was with me) were when I worked nights, and woke up around 4-4:30 pm.

On a day shift schedule I often feel too warm when I go to bed, and too cold when I wake up. When I worked nights, the cool mornings and the warm afternoons canceled both of those out and felt great.

As such, I only needed 6 hrs sleep when I worked nights. Now I feel groggy unless I get 8.

Thanks for telling everyone you’re a troll so we know to block you!

Is your region particularly conservative?

I’ve heard more right-leaning people associate largeness with masculinity. Being in a blue state, I hear a lot of women talk about liking skinny guys.

But then again, the same people who say that can find bigger guys they like too. Sooo size probably isn’t the main factor here.

I see emojis as text’s substitute for body language. Body language is supposed to supplement the spoken word. Emojis should supplement the paragraph.

Trying to communicate with more emojis than text is akin to trying to communicate with more body language than spoken word.

Ever try to say something but forget the word, and you try to convey the meaning with body language instead? Overuse of emojis implies a similar lapse of thought.

Thank you for revealing that you are a fascist so I can block you

Mtgzone asks you to name your favorite Magic card and explain why. So, the AI would need to understand all that, know the name of a Magic card, and say what’s good about it.

Their implication is wrong but they didn’t explicitly state any falsehoods

Performance improvement plan. Documentation showing management was dissatisfied before they fire you.

That’s fine, but it’ll be the loss overall that kicks Turnip, not the loss of Texas specifically. Thus, Texas is not essential for him getting the boot.

Well yeah, she’s too old for his tastes, and much more independent and strong than he thinks women ought to be.