Even if he has MS13 tattoos and a real legit MS13 membership card, I don’t care - we [are supposed to] have “freedom of association” here, meaning that membership in an organization alone should not be a crime.

You would think he’d know from his aunt Rosie’s tragic example about how our society puts inconvenient people out of sight.

One easy example: get ready to pay a lot more for vanilla. Madagascar makes 50% of it, and gets a 47% tariff. Good luck picking up the slack with US domestic production.

Ok let’s suppose you could though. Wouldn’t that make it EVEN MORE criminally negligent to discuss classified info there?

It’s a valid thing we should have done a while ago, but can the president actually just do it? I mean, I know he “can” if people let him but, like, doesn’t that in theory require an act of Congress?

Or he wants to go finish melting the rest of the ice faster

I’d vote for “unrelenting cunt but for the people”

That’s a funny way to spell “pardon from Trump”

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

Easy - declare that kids of illegal immigrants aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US, then the 14th amendment doesn’t apply!

Of course you’d probably still need legislation to do that, if not an amendment.

I think he wants us to shit ourselves in public about this stuff so he can mock us, but the grandiose gestures he’s throwing around right now are mostly just laughably stupid. I’m still preparing for the shitstorm but I don’t think the big noises he’s making now are telegraphing the real plays.

When future generations (of alien colonists on our dead world) update the story of Cassandra, the main character will be changed to Bernie

The beer belly putsch

I think that’s the answer. He’d eat the hamburger half.

I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

“If the shoreline fits”

So, after he flees to Argentina?

I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?