Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

No worries, we’ll just send the Democrat-Run NAVY SEALs to sort this out

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”

I sure hope so. Pretty hard to sell cars if you don’t even know where they are

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I use it as a working Google and to make goofy pictures of ideas I have/tattoos I want

Isn’t most of Linux open source?

The Dems have moved so far to the right that what used to be the far-right (Bush/Cheney) now supports them

Plus that whole thing where record companies got caught price-fixing CDs. And the other thing where they got caught installing rootkits from CDs

Legally, yes. In practical terms, spending $1000 to fight a lawsuit and win $50 isn’t realistic, and I’d be willing to bet T-Mobile forces arbitration anyway

You don’t hear about it because the two major parties both oppose them and have nothing to argue about

A whole plant based university that caters? Cool!

I’m going wait for the follow up: showing how CEOs don’t prioritize human welfare over profits

Just gonna throw this idea out there:

What if they hired a bunch of engineers who graduated from sketchy, unaccredited colleges in foreign countries and paid them half as much much?

Attention. Whether or not you agree with her, getting paid to cruise around the country telling people what your political views are is a pretty sweet gig

You’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists