Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

New fun size!

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

The weird part is in the mirror.

I have absolutely no problem renaming Easter Transgender Visibility Day. As long as I still get chocolate.

It’s not even necessarily the income for some things. Tons of things it just never occurred to me a person could get.

A great example is my Beast Wars Tigatron toy that I broke almost immediately after getting. One of the knees snapped. Mum glued it back together a few times, but he couldn’t really transform like that and it always broke again. Then last year I was just like “Fuck it. Somebody’s gotta be selling their own broken Tigatron on eBay with a good leg.” At long last I finally have a proper OG Tigatron.

I have a feeling Donnie will really enjoy flipping burgers.

How on earth do you lose on a platform of blowing people in a theatre? She should be queen of the universe by now.

Yeah the whole reason Apple won’t allow it is because they expect you to conclude exactly this.

All I want is a mod for Left 4 Dead 2 in which you choose one of the Team Fortress 2 mercs as your character instead of the normal survivors. All weapon pickups just become ammo / metal, etc. Not quite sure if being downed should just be eliminated, due to easy healing from the medic, the dispenser, the sandvich, etc… But the respawn closets should function the same.

I don’t care if it breaks the difficulty curve or dialogue, I just want it to function and be fun.

Pretty sure I’d drop my phone.

I’m Too Young To Enable Video

That’s more or less the problem (one of many problems I suppose). Companies seem to think it’s a good business model to burn money collecting a user base and then turn all their free users into paying users down the line.

Think drug dealers. They wanna be that.

There’s nothing more undemocratic than encouraging non-republicans to vote.

Things like “Did you guys go for lunch?” and hearing back “10-4”. Obviously I know what they mean, it just annoys me.

People saying "10-4” on the radio when they mean “affirmative” or “yes”

And even more, they’re consequences he can maybe actually understand!

I’m curious what makes you think he’s not that stupid.

I feel the same way, but with one little problem: small phone, small battery.

I basically flip back and forth between small phone and big phone because I can’t stand one aspect of each.