You’re so cool because instead of choosing to not connect your phone to your car, you bought a rusty 07 Camry?

Yes.

Damn, you really are the waco kid

at some point they’re going to accuse the Heart of the World of having partisan bias in order to justify shattering it into 1000 lums that will be strewn across the land as we are plunged further into an era of chaos and darkness

I was told that the balalaika is what you play when you’re too drunk to play guitar.

Anyway here’s “Shooting Me Softly” from Rayman Origins for all the kazoo fans - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thsJg1LP46A

Found this article after a quick web search: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/07/24/what-is-tea-the-viral-women-only-app-with-1-million-downloads/

It’s an app where women upload photos of men they’re dating to get “the tea” on them (red flags, catfishing, etc.). I always wondered if something like this existed. Sucks that it has to, sucks even more if their users are being targeted like this.

Bullshit.

“GOP rep discontinues town halls, switches to private party meetings”

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Democratic Sens. Richard Durbin (Ill.), Catherine Cortez Masto (Nev.), John Fetterman (D-Pa.), Kirsten Gillibrand (N.Y.), Maggie Hassan (N.H.), Gary Peters (Mich.), Jeanne Shaheen (N.H.) and Brian Schatz (Hawaii) (Nev.) all voted “yes” in addition to Schumer, — as did Maine’s Angus King, an Independent who caucuses with Democrats.

Maybe the catchphrase should be “we actually don’t” or something to that effect.

Don’t you care about the environment? Or democracy? Ending poverty? School shootings?

We actually don’t.

No, fuck no. It’s so annoying and I’ve been wanting to call it out, but technically that wouldn’t be answering the question.

Edit: … Although, when you think about it, the practice does seem a little stupid. But this place has no stupid questions.

It’s the moments they don’t laugh that are truly the most outrageous

Let’s make a prequel to this fairytale so we can show how complex and sympathetic the villain is!

Oops they’re still a villain.

There will be multiple investigations, televised hearings, and high-quality footage of foreign dignitaries being handed burlap sacks with dollar signs on them full of cash by the president himself. And nothing will come of it.

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If the media is cowed, Congress is gridlocked, and the courts aren’t allowed to exercise their authority, then who the hell do they think will serve as a check on presidential power?

Such a beautiful language

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

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