Gemini got morbid, Claude got radical, and Grok got confused.

Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad

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Set phone down on dresser

Enter closet

Exit closet

Phone has vanished, never to be seen again

Believe it or not, straight to jail

Gad dang man, that does not sound like a good time.

Still a better choice than the demented toddler, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

This is a self-contradictory statement

Dude doesn’t even know his own name, are we sure about that?

Lenovo y700? It’s the best iPad mini competitor. Not sure about its pen support though.

Dementia face. I’ve seen that look so many times. I don’t care how exhausted you are, nobody of sound mind makes that face in public.

k

The ‘A’ stands for Ain’t

Agreed. For archival, honestly 720p is good enough. Hockey highlights are uploaded in 720p, but 60 fps for the high motion - for GN or any other info based talking head type stuff, 30 fps will look fine.

To every goddamned idiot who voted for this clown because Kamala wouldn’t go rogue as veep, go ahead and imagine her ever in a million years telling Israel to “finish the job”.

If Barack Obama

Told California Democrats

To gerrymander their map so he wouldn’t lose the House

Conservatives would have lost their goddamned minds.

(Again.)

I’d worry about the weight damaging the roller bearings, springs, spin motor, etc of your washer/dryer

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Milwaukee fastback?

It is not even close to the central reason why Harris lost the election.

*Doubt

He’s a governor from Illinois. Be neither disappointed nor surprised should he find himself in prison. They’ve got an impressive track record for picking future felons.

Technically RFK can’t lose; if a shitload of kids die from preventable illness in the next decade versus the last, then ostensibly there will be fewer cases of autism too. WINNING