knightly [none/use any]

Ibuprofen for tension headaches, acetaminophen for the rest.

“Blue MAGA” are the Democrats who think their shit doesn’t stink and love to insist that any vote that doesn’t go to Harris is a vote for Trump.

Classical Liberals are right-wing. Yes, this includes the Democrats and non-Socialist Libertarians.

Garlic aioli.

Can? Probably. Will? No. They would need access to Crowdstrike’s update distribution system and if they had that they could do much more interesting things than crashing a bunch of systems.