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1 day agoChina has backdoored most of our communications infrastructure. Wouldn’t take very long for someone to get in and off another CEO. So, if they’re smart, security will always be humans.
Mayor Poopington
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I’ve also worked in a call center. What a horrible place to take your kid to work
92·4 days agoI believe in that case the city is nuked from orbit
Added bonus, you can tell everyone you use Arch!
12·10 days agoOr, one of the original punk bands, DOA
With the right equipment, every ATM is free!
I’m certain they reproduce asexually. My mom gave me hers and she still has some in her kitchen.
You have those chickens too?
26·18 days agoEnough community service hours to cover the amount the stole. Paid at minimum wage, of course.
A smart TV is a dumb TV when it doesn’t have an internet connection. I won’t put mine on the wifi and do everything through Chromecast or Xbox.
Doubt anything like that id available for sale. He took the radar from a car, probably needed some serious tweaking to get it to track smaller objects and ignore larger ones.
If you have any military connections, get your hands on a AN/APG-81 from an F-35 and cook all the mosquitos in the room. Get any pets or food out first, of course.
For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology
49·21 days agocall it a focus village or soemthing
You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.
4·28 days agoGo read the directions on a box of jello, my guy
Sometimes I need food fast
Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.
So that means people voted pro choice and still voted for the guy that will enact a federal ban
I’ve been through jury selection once, didn’t get picked. Honestly, it was as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Can be a bit boring at times so bring a book. And water. Definitely bring a water bottle. Really depends how quick they select people. They might have the whole jury picked before they even call you up. If you do get called up, you’ll be asked some basic questions like who you are and some questions about your opinions. Be honest, I didn’t feel like I was being pressured or anything. I was actually pretty surprised at how casual everyone was. The judge was friendly, took his time to listen to everyone’s answers. Bailiff seemed like a pretty chill guy. I was definitely expecting everything to be way more formal.