Wait until Tuesday…

Things are bad when I consider being kidnapped by the Chinese government as less likely than the US.

I can own a corporation, so this would follow.

Most people make the mistake of harvesting old bulls. The young ones are tasty.

Air compressor. Just have to be careful not to blow your anus off.

To give Trump new orders and a tip.

Setting up an Etsy store rn

Cariboo. Elk is a close second.

Alligator Auschwitz. Get some cojones, fuckers.

And tomorrow he’ll say the opposite. He’s almost as wishy-washy as Trump.

Christopher Hitchens on the death of Jerry Falwell

I love at the end: “If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox.” I think of that every time I hear of another one of these evil fucking dominionists dying.

Not true. Some of them use it as an instruction manual.

ChatCBT

Stop hitting yourself.

80k dead and 130k injured, starvation, displacement, murdered by settlers.

But a chant is “deeply offensive”. Take your fucking offense, fold it until it’s all sharp corners and shove it up your ass, BBC.

it exports an insane amount of solar panels instead of keeping them for themselves

How altruistic of them.

It’s got Radium! It’s what the body craves!

It’s about energy independence. The CCP doesn’t give a fuck about the environment, but not having to bring in energy from out of country is high on any governments priority list.

Cuomo concedes.

Now do this for all Democratic primaries.

I had a friend describe this method as well, though he was a bit more direct and grabbed the piece with pliers and pulled it out, usually fairly bloodily. Then he’d bandage it up until it stopped bleeding, and watch it grow back and clip it if it started edging back out to the side.

I had it happen a couple times and used his method, and then I heard someone say if you cut the toenail straight across instead of following the curve, it wouldn’t do this. Since I started that, I haven’t had it happen again. I just use electrical sidecutters and don’t cut them super short either.