I kept trying to remember this damn meme when someone asked what they should name their new gamer tag and I couldn’t get it for the life of me thank you sooooooooo much

With the greed of corporations you pay the premium tier for teleportation and low cost shipping to wait a few days.

lol the press conference after Charlie got kirked had the bald guy saying he “hoped it wouldn’t be one of ours” when is he getting fired for saying the right did it?

Would Linux even count since it’s foss?

Takes me back to 140%

They should fight to the death to see who comes out on top

Thin = more battery swap services anyone who says otherwise is Apple shill

Duh they’re just setting up a resort for the Palestinians /s

Jesus fucking Christ

Do you think he’s still having an intern or social media manager write the tweets or did he offload that to ai?

They starting on the rest of the Levant region early huh

I’m a binky fan he fucks with jazz

I think they mean the show Arthur about an aardvark and his family and friends dw is his sister

Praising and sucking dick are 2 different things

I wonder what excuse they’ll use next week

If the mission were a success (he doesn’t know what that means) he wouldn’t STFU about it and he would’ve spilled the beans to Kim

I haven’t touched a webcam in years but I just touched myself 5 minutes ago

That’s what America said in 2016

They pull up the ladder behind them

They’re confederates that didn’t get culled

They’re renaming it because trump keeps forgetting what the pentagon actually does