Amen.

I want a free car with personalised ads!

Imagine poo being on any other part of you body where you except a piece of paper is enough to get rid of it.

Yes, a piece of paper is much better to get rid of poo then streaming water.

I hope they die but I doubt it.

Because of work. I’m a software developer and one in a while I’m forced to develop stuff using Google software. Also developers search the internet a lot to speed things up, you can use an alternative for Google but usually not getting the best results. Now I can live with that, but my boss doesn’t like it if I take more time to finish my work just because I refuse to use Google :p

Yep, pure evil. Trying to use as less of Google’s stuff as possible, which is easier said then done.

Used be the Chinese government.

Is Linux meant for the average user then?

Since PiHole isn’t part of the browser but in the network I assume that still works.

Chrome is popular because of marketing. Yes it works but I’m sure Firefox works just as fine for the average user.