Aren’t the Island Boys a product of the Florida educational system?

4 years from now, who do you want to play Jack?

Here’s his prequels

Elon Musks failed Solar City

Elon Musks failed Boring Company

Elon Musks failed Hyperloop

Trump’s strip mall lawyers should be quietly shitting themselves by this point.

I don’t Stan for anyone these days but I’m a bit in awe of Jack Smith SC. His hobbies include participating in triathlons FFS!?!

If this all pans out it’ll make one hell of a movie.

This highlights how deep the BS surrounding Musk has burrowed into the media scape. They invariably refer to his companies as “Elon Musks Tesla” or “Elon Musks Twitter” and so on. Where other billionaire’s (for the most part) avoid the limelight and their companies stand seperate to their idiotic personal choices.

I like how you still call it a tweet. I hope tweet, tweeting and twitter remain the lexicon for X forever.

Anything, anywhere at least tie the knot once.

Remember that time he showed up to work all black and blue because he back chatted Elaine over her runny eggs?

Explains a lot.

Whoever is still there is going to call a tweet a tweet and X, Twitter.

That’s a long time to give Trump to say some dumb shit.